Written by Chris Trapper
    Transcribed by Gerrit (http://thepushstars.com)
    As performed by The Push Stars on Opening Time


You are stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
Stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
Stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
Stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now

Well this is the story about a guy named Joe
Brings the party wherever he goes
High fives through the door, his friends say, Go, Joe, Go
Puts the keg in the kitchen sink then he brags to his friends how his armpits stink
Says Weekends are no time to think, No, no, no
He says, No, no, no

Well he's the guy with the backwards baseball cap
Loves his beer and he loves his frat
He says Hey Hey, Where's my girlfriend at
And she's in the next room
Talking with her circle of friends
They were pointing and laughing at him
So he raised his fist and he lost his shit
And boom, boom, boom

His girlfriend said that his dick was little
Now all of the sudden he's stuck
In the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
Stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
Well you are stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
Stuck in the middle of it now

Well Joe, you shouldn't have lost your cool
Now there's no more dorm and there's no more school
And football season's over for you
You're life's through, through, through

And where are all your friends when you need them
Never underestimate the power of the female
Hope you like your new roomate in jail
'Cause he likes you...

Are stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
Stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
You are stuck in the middle of it now
...Stuck in the middle of it now
Stuck in the middle of it now

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Friday, February 16, 2001.